Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
How do you make a bandstand?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why are winter days great?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?