What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Oh crepe!
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?