What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?