Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
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What is a king's favorite weather?
What day do hands always go to church?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the frog starve?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why was the cow afraid?