What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How does a penguin build its house?
What kind of bird can write?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?