What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What shape has a knighthood?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?