What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What game do mice love to play?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Which computer won the talent show?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is the most faithful insect?