Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
At net-working events.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why are frogs always happy?