Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?