Which dog likes to run across an open field?
A prairie dog.
Why are all priests fit?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What does a female lion call her mate?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the baby laptop call her father?