What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
What animals love to close envelopes?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?