Which type of dog is great at drawing?
A goldendoodle.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How does a barber get to work?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?