How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in winter!
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What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
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What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?