Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?