Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
They love to dance the night away!
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How does a barber get to work?