Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?