What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
Where are average things manufactured?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What car can't keep a secret?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's the noisiest food?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Where does laundry go to college?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?