Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
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What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's a henway?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?