What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a pig thief?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
