My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
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What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
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Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?