What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?