What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
How do you send a message in the forest?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
When is Dad's bedtime?