What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Where are average things manufactured?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Bears love exotic cars.
What kind of monkey flies to school?