What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What color are all the books in the library?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?