Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which is the worst season?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?