What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzz-cuts.
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where do books sleep?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?