What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why is furniture so generous?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Which animals make the best football players?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?