What is a plant's favorite college course?
Chemis-tree.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Can February March?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How does dinner smell?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What vegetables make the best music?