Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?