What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Which animal should never work for the government?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Where does water do all its banking?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What is the best way to study the Bible?