Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What fish only swims at night?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?