What is a mailman's favorite herb?
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What sound does a witch's car make?
What bird is always sad?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?