What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?