Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Because they are great at fixing problems!
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?