Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What is blue and not heavy?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did electricity win the race?
How do hurricanes see?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do vampires keep their money?