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Because they won't udder a word.
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What does a cloud wear under his pants?
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What musical instrument is the best typist?
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What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Which is the worst season?
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What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do you measure a millennial?
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