What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How do you grill cheese?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
That bird won't stop squawking.