Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?