Why is the beach so confident?
It's 100% shore.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the sick chicken say?