What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?