Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do Scottish toads play?