Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?