Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?