What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?