What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Who invented fractions?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?