What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which animals make the best football players?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What is an archer's favorite store?