What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's the holiest insect?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How do you get straight A's?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?