What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
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What game do bats excel at?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What kind of books do boats write?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?