What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
How do you get kids to do something?
Which cats have the best manners?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?