What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which subject has two parts?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why is winter considered holy?